• I like when cats I don’t know let me pet them.
• I like watching a cigarette bounce on the ground at night after someone in the car in front of me throws it out of their window while on the freeway.
• I like runner’s high.
• I like having my back scratched in the morning.
• I like being given food unexpectedly.
• I like watching animals fall over.
• I like finding money in my pockets.
• I like looking at people in the moments when they forget that other people can see them.
• I like cleaning my ears with Q-tips.
• I like old men in funny pants.
• I like when Denny’s puts cheese in their side salads.
• I like inter-species friendships.
• I like cleaning my feet, then putting on fresh socks.
• I like straightening out paper clips and pulling between my thumb and pointer finger.
• I like when I finally work out a piece of food that has been stuck in my teeth.
• I like the smell of skunks.
• I like how ducks walk.
• I like thinking about the “What ifs” of time travel.
• I like when my turn indicator matches the beat of the music in my car.

• I don’t like sitcom television.
• I don’t like when people leave messes behind them.
• I don’t like waking up a short time before I have to, and knowing I have to get up soon.
• I don’t like beans.
• I don’t like having cold feet.
• I don’t like girls in mesh hats.
• I don’t like when fast food places charge for extra sauce.
• I don’t like when cashiers don’t make eye contact with me.
• I don’t like crowds.
• I don’t like being late because I’m waiting for someone else.
• I don’t like my pinky toenail.

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