Hallo!

It’s mine birthday, and we are kicking off my 36th year Oktoberfest-style… except it’s February. So… FEBTOBERFEST!

We’ll be providing kegs of bier, loads of wurst (that’s German for “sausage” or “fancy hot dog”), pretzels, frites, and other snackin’s. We’ll be spending the day hanging out in the backyard, eating food, drinking, singing a few German drinking songs, performing feats of strength, doing dumb things, and having a good time.

You should bring a folding chair and a giant fünkin’ stein to drink from. The bigger and more hilarious, the better. If you have fun ideas for additional activities, that would be great. Do you feel inclined to bring more bier? I’m not going to say no. If you have a good German dish that you want to bring, again, if you think it will make the party more fun, go for it! No gifts needed.

Sorry for the poor written copy here, Mein Deutsch ist schlecht. That being said, this party is going to be the wurst, you guys!

Are you coming? Ja! Nicht? Please RSVP Below